{"product_id":"no-scrubs-unisex-t-shirt","title":"No Scrubs - Unisex Short Sleeve T-Shirt","description":"\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\"\u003eLaunch 🚀 Launch 🚀 Launch 🚀\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\"\u003e \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\"\u003eThis shirt is the official good-luck charm against the one thing every spaceship watcher dreads: a scrub. We don't want No Scrubs!\u003cbr\u003eWear it when the countdown starts, when the weather looks sketchy, or any day you need the universe to cooperate. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eBig red circle, big red diagonal line right through those SCRUBS\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\"\u003e in the middle like a hard veto.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"No Scrubs!\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eThe lucky launch shirt is lightweight, 60\/40 mix of cotton and poly made for long countdown days and even longer recovery nights. Breathable, tailored, and just stretchy enough to keep you comfortable whether you’re glued to the launch stream or just trying to function like a normal human. Side-seamed, tear-away label, and zero excuses for not wearing it on repeat.\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1adg3ll r-1g7jtus r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"css-1jxf684 r-bcqeeo r-1ttztb7 r-qvutc0 r-poiln3 r-1x3r274\"\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSome launches need all the help they can get… and a little superstition never hurt.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"Far Out LLC","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":46517410562145,"sku":"2353509","price":27.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":46318432485473,"sku":"5336757","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":46318257864801,"sku":"3827476","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":46318257832033,"sku":"6851186","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":46318257799265,"sku":"6576042","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":46318432878689,"sku":"9301187","price":32.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0613\/3022\/7297\/files\/No_Scrubs_Funny_JcPenny.png?v=1785599639","url":"https:\/\/www.starbaseapparel.com\/products\/no-scrubs-unisex-t-shirt","provider":"Starbase Apparel","version":"1.0","type":"link"}